Definitions of "Mi nuh come yah fi hear ass dead an cow fat" (Jamaican Proverb)

I didn’t come here to hear that a horse is dead and a cow is fat

This is saying that you should get to the point and stop beating around the bush. Just say as it is

One, one coco full basket , Mi cum yah fi drink milk, mi no cum yah fi count cow , Every hoe ha them stick a bush , Wah sweet nanny goat ago run him belly ,